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The New Year Cometh!

January 7th, 2010 | Add a Comment

And all over her face, too. Tom Wars is back after a slight hiatus. Sometimes real life gets in the way *some of y’all don’t know shit about that, ol “i live on the internet” asses*.  The Horsemen *Billion O’Really, ThatOne, Minister Rufu, and myself* are going to try to make 2010 as entertaining, informative, and insightful as we hopefully made 2009. If not, fuck you because we tried. And you didn’t do SHIT to help the cause..except sit around and do nothing. Speaking of 2009, can y’all PLEASE leave all terms and phrases such as “two thousand and grind” and “20whateverthefuckyearitis is MY year to shine!” I’m sayin, if you need to hype yourself up that much, chances are you really on your grind to be productive. Using the phrase … Read entire article »

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