Uppity Negroes

Vandalyzm’s AllSpark vid-joe

clast — Tue, 24 Aug 2010 19:14:52 +0000

Word.

Second Best Album Promo video EVER

clast — Mon, 16 Aug 2010 17:57:44 +0000

right after the one I shot for my album. and no, y’all can’t see it. Supporting the homie not because he’s the homie, but because he makes great music. bitches.

Facebook Will Never Be The Same Again

clast — Wed, 04 Aug 2010 16:45:20 +0000

rofl!

You Just Told Me Something That’s Ridiculous…

clast — Mon, 02 Aug 2010 18:23:21 +0000

Really, sir? REALLY? Because if history serves me correctly Christianity is as guilty of, if not more so, of the same exact things. And quite possibly worse.

I would also like to state that Rick Sanchez is a better human being than me because I would have called that dude all KINDS of idiots, hypocrites, stupidheads, and second-hand cocksuckers. That’s just me, though.

This Is How All Men Listen

She Hate Me — Fri, 30 Jul 2010 09:06:19 +0000

Yeah, I know it’s 5 AM. So sue me.

This is normally when the best ideas and thoughts manifest: right before you crash from lack of sleep.

Tell Me

clast — Fri, 30 Jul 2010 07:07:02 +0000

this ain’t the most ballinest shit you’ve ever seen in your fucking LIFE, yo. IN YOUR MOTHERFUCKING LIFE!!!!!

This damn near broke the Nignorance Meter.

Owndo Much…

clast — Wed, 28 Jul 2010 04:27:41 +0000

It’s been a crazy couple of weeks for me. Between work drama, personal bullshit, the heat, more heat, being sick, doctors appointments, and more heat…I’ve been busier than a one armed coat hanger with crabs.

I took today for myself though. I didn’t do shit except sit around and read my new book(s), play Xbox/DS, and try to decide what I want to do when I grow up. Once that got boring *the trying to decide thing, books never get boring* the randomness started to flow. I shall now share with y’all some of the stupid shit that popped into my head today:

1. Do the captains of these anti-whaling ships realize that they’re doing as much, if not more, damage to the environment by speeding up and down the waterways trying to stop the crazy Nips from whaling?

2. Same thing goes for the PETA nuts…y’all driving huge honking SUVs to these rallies….

3. As excited as I get about new tech, if print media goes the way of the dodo I will quite possibly cry. And cease to exist.

4. Niggas do/say as much stupid/hateful shit as the crackas they claim to hate so much.

5. I could REALLY use a cup of coffee. And a lapdance. In that order. I ain’t payin for either one though.

Yeah um…naw

clast — Wed, 21 Jul 2010 16:38:03 +0000

Every political party and lobby group has their fare share of stupids. Evidently the Tea Party seem to have the market cornered.

Men Accused Of Beating Porky Pig At Theme Park

billionoreally — Wed, 14 Jul 2010 21:41:48 +0000

I mean I hate pork but damn………….

Wednesday, July 14, 2010

(07-14) 12:22 PDT Gurnee, Ill. (AP) –

Police said authorities at Six Flags Great America ejected two off-duty employees from the theme park after they allegedly attacked a female colleague dressed as “Porky Pig.” Gurnee Police Sgt. Jon Ward says two young men took a photo with Porky on Monday afternoon, and then punched the mascot in the head 10 to 15 times.

Ward said park security detained the men until police arrived. He said the men wereissued local ordinance citations for battery.

He said the suspects denied the attack, but witnesses confirmed the story.

The 24-year-old woman inside the mascot costume suffered headaches and a stiff neck.

WooooooooooooooooooooooW.

clast — Thu, 08 Jul 2010 17:32:35 +0000

THIS IS HIP-HOP! from Airwave Ranger on Vimeo.

30 years of stereotypes crammed into 2 minutes 55 seconds. AND she had on a goalie shirt. FAmotherfuckingIL.